Unnecessary Author's Note: The chapter titles get a bit unhinged as this story goes on.
Darth Vader’s Extremely Pink After School Special
(With LIVE Studio Audience!)
Finding Chloe was going to be difficult, even at twenty-five some odd feet. Abigail knew roughly the neighborhood where the girl was canvasing, but they’d been out of touch for hours at this point. Texting was out of the question – there was no way she was going to unlock her phone when her thumbpad was half the size of the screen. Though at least she could see that the girl had sent her several texts over the last few hours.
And she
had quite a few more from Eve. More were
coming in all the time. Abigail hoped it
was just encouragement. Or sexy
pictures.
She was
holding a steady jog as she made her way across town. At this size that was breaking the speed
limit, and the traffic crews were struggling to keep up. Cars honked, and swerved to avoid her. She hot-stepped around them, careful to keep
her balance and stay moving forward. It
was quite a workout, and she wasn’t in the best shape after Mackenzie had
drained her strength the previous day – not to mention the challenge of jogging
with a big chest. Finding Kayla was a
top priority, but finding the muscle potion was for sure on the list, too.
So when
she saw two traffic officers at the end of the street, waving her down with
those big glowy traffic wands that always reminded her of lightsabers, she was
willing to pause for a moment and catch her breath.
“What’s
the good word, little guys?”
“Oh –
thanks for stopping, Miss Archer. We’ve
got a bit of a situation. Could you wait
here for about a minute?”
“I’ve
got a bit of a situation myself. I’d go
so far as to call it an emergency. If I
keep going, are you going to stop me?”
“Ah of
course not! It’s just, Miss Nole is
looking for you.”
Abigail
smirked. “Oh she is huh? Well, I happen to be feeling benevolent. So sure, I’ll grant Mackenzie an audience. She’s coming this way?”
The one
on the left tapped his finger to an earbud, and listened for a moment. “She’s about forty seconds out.”
“Very
well, gentlemen. Here are my terms. Keep Mackenzie on that cross street, around
the corner. I’ll speak with her,
provided she stays out of my sight. I
don’t deign to look at her today. Understand?”
The two
men looked alarmed. “Respectfully Miss
Archer, I don’t think we can do that. Miss Nole has… something of a reputation. From way up there, I doubt she’d even notice
us.”
Abigail’s
animal brain had been aware of a distant vibration for a while now. It suddenly became loud enough for her to
consciously notice. There was a heavy
bass pounding, steadily increasing in volume. On the sidewalk, a puddle rippled. Smoothed. Rippled again.
She had
definitely seen this movie.
“Hey
guys? Remind me. How tall is Miss Nole exactly?”
The men
looked at each other.
“Abby! Abby dear. Oh, where are you?” Mackenzie’s deep, booming voice echoed from
the surrounding buildings. The ground
shook. From down the street, a shadow
came into view. An absolutely massive
outline of her too-perfect friend.
Oh
you’ve got to be fucking kidding me.
Abigail
whirled, and ran.
“Nice
meeting you, Miss Archer!” one of the men yelled after her.
She
reached the end of the block, vaulted over a pickup truck blocking the
intersection, sprinted down the next street. Overhead, the copters turned and followed.
“Abigail!
Please don’t run. I need to see you!”
Mackenzie’s
footsteps boomed. The sound of concrete
breaking beneath her feet. Even going as
fast as she could, Abigail could hear the girl catching up.
They
were south of downtown now, where the buildings were shorter, and further
apart. If she kept going, there would be
no cover at all. Even an accidental
glance over her shoulder could spell disaster if she laid eyes on Mackenzie’s
lips.
There,
on a street corner, was a ruined old church. The building had to be a hundred years old,
and was in the process of being torn down – probably in favor of condos,
knowing this neighborhood. A crane with
a wrecking ball sat in the yard, and the entire front face of the building was
missing.
Abigail
sprinted for it.
It
wasn’t a big building. She had to duck
to make it through the broken face of the church, into the congregational area.
Abigail swept aside a half-dozen dusty
pews and sat, hunching her knees to her chest, her back to the altar.
Something
about this felt sorta on-the-nose.
Boom. Boom. Boom.
Silence.
“Abigail?”
Out on
the street, a handful of people had stopped to stare at her. A small family walking to the bus. A bike courier. A kid on his phone.
She held
up a finger, shushing them, and waved her hand to get them to move along.
A few
gave her a sign of ascent, and went about their business. Most just continued to gawk. And in the sudden quiet, she could hear the
low murmur of a dozen or so voices. People gathering, attracted to the spectacle.
Boom. Boom.
“I know
you’re there,” Mackenzie said, her voice terribly sweet. “People like us kick up a lot of dust when
we’re in a hurry. You’re being
ridiculous. This is no way for one of us
to behave. Especially in front of them.”
More
people were arriving now. A helicopter
dipped low, hovering just outside the church. Abigail recognized the logo of a local news
channel.
Great. Now the whole city was probably watching.
“Mackenzie,
sweetie,” Abigail called. “I’m very
happy to see you. But per our previous
conversation, I’d prefer not to look at you right now.”
The
crowd murmured at this. Several of them
had their phones out, recording.
Mackenzie
was silent for a moment. “As… per our…
previous conversation… I’m happy to report that… the thing. That did the thing to you? Is no longer doing… the thing. Do you understand? The thing?”
“The
thing, yes. That’s very good news. For no reason whatsoever, how’s your make-up
look today?”
A few
people in the crowd broke into spontaneous applause.
“Aw,
thank you, little folks. You know I love
you all! But Abby dear, listen, even
though I’m still wearing my make-up, I’m certain that it isn’t….”
“Hey all
you Mackenzie fans out there? Do a girl
a favor? Because you know I’m a fan of
hers, too! Tell me, what color is her
lipstick today?”
“Blue!”
the crowd screamed.
“And
how’s it look?”
“Perfect!”
“Now
now,” Mackenzie said, her tone pleased. “You really know how to make a goddess feel
special. But Abby, seriously. This is vitally important, to a cause we both
care about. I need your help. Please come out.”
“Sorry
Mackenzie, I can’t do that. Old
tradition. It’s bad luck for me to see
your make-up before the party. As a
giantess, it’s the closest thing I have to a religion.”
A rumble
of conversation went up from the crowd at the new Abby Lore. More people held up phones. Abigail had the sick feeling this conversation
was trending online.
Boom.
Crack.
The
ceiling above her bowed inward, as Mackenzie rested her hands on the roof. Through the broken wood, Abigail could see a
massive shape moving. Trying to peer in.
“Kayla’s
in trouble,” Mackenzie said quietly.
Abigail
squeezed her eyes shut, turning her head away. “Okay. You’ve got my attention. You know where she is?”
“I’ll
take you to her. Right away. Just come out.”
“No. Tell me where she is. I’ll handle it.”
Overhead,
a rafter broke.
Mackenzie
sniffed. When she spoke, there were
tears in her voice. “Why won’t you help
me? You don’t have to be alone in this. I always try to be there for you. Won’t you be here for me?”
Sympathetic
noises from the crowd.
Abigail
affected a heartbroken look, making eye contact with the circling news copter. “I want your help. But I have… trust issues. I’ll get a therapist, okay? Maybe someone out there can recommend one? But, Kayla, we have to….”
“She’s
trapped.”
Abigail
sat up, bumping her head on a dangling light fixture. “Trapped?””
“Oh,
Abby! It’s so tragic! And the worst part is, she trapped herself. Like so many I could name, the decisions she
made led her to be isolated. In a prison
of her own harmful beliefs.”
A brick
fell from the ceiling of the church, and bounced harmlessly off Abigail’s shoulder.
Yep. Definitely on-the-nose.
“But
some of us have the ability to free ourselves. You and I, we’re exceptional! We have a gift, and the obligation to share it
with the world. We have the power to
rescue poor, defenseless people. Like
Kayla. Together we can save her – from
her predicament, and from herself. I’m
here to ask you – no, beg you – to find a way out of your shell, and rejoin the
world!”
Slowly,
the crowd began to clap. Building into a
raucous cheer. “Mack. Ken. Zee! Mack. Ken. Zee!”
Inside
Abigail's head, a few pieces of the puzzle clicked into place. Mackenzie’s new size. Her knowledge about Kayla’s whereabouts.
She took
a stab in the dark.
“Sweetie
pumpkin?” Abigail said. “How is Kayla
trapped? Like. Physically how.”
“Oh! She’s too big to… get out of the… but she’s
not that big, she’s actually kind of scrawny, so….”
Abigail
let her giant friend work it out.
“Oh.”
“Yeah,”
Abigail said. “Your make-up. Is still perfect.”
“So
she’s not in trouble anymore?” Mackenzie said, in a small voice.
“Based
on present company? I’d bet she’s small
enough to free herself from just about anywhere.”
There
was a long silence while her friend considered the implications.
“This
means… I already saved her? All by
myself?”
Mackenzie
laughed.
The
crowd laughed with her.
A small
chunk of ceiling fell, a cloud of plaster poofing onto Abigail’s skirt. Fuck, there better not be asbestos in that.
“Well! That’s one crisis averted. But please don’t think this means I don’t need
you, or won’t in the future. You’re
incredibly valuable and important to me.”
“Aw
thanks, ‘Zee. That means so much! Especially from someone as big as you. Hey, where was Kayla anyway? Like, do you have the address, or….”
“But
Kayla isn’t the only person who needs saving today,” Mackenzie went on. Speaking dramatically now, warming to the
crowd. “My beloved little fans. What if I told you that before I saved her, my
friend Kayla had trapped herself… with a dangerous, illegal substance? Something she got… from Abigail!”
The
crowd gasped. And began to boo.
Huh, a
heel turn. She honestly hadn’t seen it
coming.
“Now
now!” Mackenzie went on. “Please, little
ones. Let’s not be too harsh. She’s trying her best. She just strayed from the path. And who can blame her? It’s got to be so hard for her – so great, yet
with someone always overshadowing her. It’s no wonder she’d fall to the dark side.”
Abigail
considered whether it’d be in-character to roll her eyes. It was taking a tremendous amount of will to
stop herself.
“Abigail
has just fallen in with a bad influence. And as so often happens with addiction, she
doesn’t understand the way it’s hurting her. Hurting her friends. Hurting me. But I’m not mad. After all, is there anyone alive who knows
better, how to be the bigger person?”
This got
a huge laugh.
“So I
forgive her. And I love her, too. We all love Abigail. Don’t we? Let’s show her some love!”
The
crowd applauded. A slow building clap
like something out of an 80’s movie.
“Ab-ba-gale!
Ab-ba-gale!”
Abigail
pressed her palm to her chest, and leaned forward to let a shaft of sunlight
fall on her face. It was almost golden
hour, might as well milk it.
“Oh
Mackenzie. I love you too. It’s going to be a hard road to recovery. But I know you’ll be there for me. You, and all my friends, big and small. But oh, I feel like this is too much for love
alone to solve. I’m going to need
professional help to break out of this awful, toxic cycle. And as big as I am, that professional would
have to be awfully strong-willed. Powerful, even borderline magic. Do you happen to know someone like that?”
“Why of
course there is! I told you about her
already – it’s Lilith! Oh that reminds
me, she wanted me to say hi, and make sure you knew her name.”
Abigail
felt a muscle tighten in her jaw. “I’m
so honored. I just can’t wait to meet
her.”
“And
that means you don’t have to spend time with that… other person anymore. The one we talked about last night.”
“Her
name,” Abigail said flatly. “Is Eve. Oh, and I’ll have to see her one last time. To say goodbye of course….”
“No!”
several people yelled.
“Our
little fans are right,” Mackenzie said. “It’s best to make a clean break.”
Abigail
affected a sigh. “I suppose so. I’d like to go apologize to Kayla now. So I can start the road to recovery. I’d really like to do this part alone. Can you tell me where to find her? Please?”
“Of
course, dear. I’ll text you.”
“Um, the
thing is, can you text Chloe instead? I’m locked out of my phone right now….”
The
crowd laughed and whooped, as though she were a sitcom character who had just
said her catch phrase.
“Oh,
Abby. One of these days you’ll get a
phone that can do speech-to-text. I’m
sure we could find you a sponsorship. Now one last thing, before I go. Can I get a hug?”
The
crowd aww’d.
Abigail
thought fast.
“I’d
like that very much. The thing is, I’m
feeling a lot of shame right now. And I
was serious about your make-up – whether or not it’s not doing the thing.
I don’t want spoilers for Saturday. Okay?”
“Okay,
sweetie. I promise I won’t give you
spoilers. Now come out here.”
Eyes
squeezed to slits, she crawled out of the ruined church, emerging into bright
afternoon sunlight.
The
crowd cheered as it made space for her. Their numbers had to be in the thousands. Several of them were openly crying.
She
stood, dusting herself off. Her shadow
was very long, as the sun sank toward the horizon.
The
ground shook. And another shadow, much
larger, blotted her out.
Mackenzie
sank down behind her. Wrapped two
titanic arms around her, each much thicker than Abigail’s thighs.
Mackenzie
pulled her in for an embrace.
Until
this moment, Abigail hadn’t processed exactly how big her friend had grown. The people around her looked tiny, almost
insignificant. Yet even as big as
Abigail had become, she was almost completely lost in Mackenzie’s arms. The woman had to be twice her size. And though her friend was incredibly gentle,
she could feel the power in her arms, the terrible sense of mass as she stood
pressed against her. It was like being
hugged by a statue of iron.
“I’ve
got you sweetie,” the giantess whispered. “I’ll always be here, to lift you up.”
“Thanks,
‘Zee. And remember, I owe you one. For saving me today, from a very dark place. If that ever happened to you? Even if you seemed completely lost to me? I’d never, ever give up on you. I swear.”
Mackenzie
hugged her tighter.
“Now
um,” Abigail cleared her throat, trying to speak with those vicelike arms
around her midsection. “Can you give me
a push in the right direction? To
Kayla?”
The
larger woman laughed. And gave her ear a
sensually playful lick. Before giving
her a little slap on the butt, pushing her northwest.
God damn
it, why was that kind of hot? As if
things needed to be more complicated right now.
“Kayla’s
in the west part of Ravenswood. Look for
the beige mortar building, with a big hole ripped in the front. Oh and, it’s Lilith’s house. While you’re there, why don’t you introduce
yourself?”
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